How to eat an Oyster(Hehehehe)

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2011/08/04/55-an-oyster-primer-for-national-oyster-day/?

So on August 5th, it's the official National Oyster Day!!!! So the in celebration, I'm going to teach you people how to PROPERLY eat oysters.Yup, I said it. I'm telling you how to eat a oyster. Ok, so first, pick up the shell. (You might want to spritz a little lemon on or a small amount of cocktail sauce first.) Then sip the liquor and swallow. If you're starting out, ask for small oysters --even after some experience. It's always easier to swallow then chew.Happy eating!